Ask A Ninja

Bill was cheering me up today by playing Ask a Ninja episodes over lunch. We watched Ninja Omnideuce, which is definitely one of my favorites. I couldn't help myself, had to make this picture. The Ninja answers the question "Why do I suck at life?".


Probably, though, you should just watch the episode. It's much funnier when he says it. :) Other gems from the episode:

• What is the most deadliest move you know? "Probably, from New York to Florida. People don't come back."
• Hey are there self help books for lousy ninjas? "Yes, they're called funeral directories."
• How many people have you wrongly killed? "Just one, but I went back the next day and I killed him correctly."

If you haven't seen this yet, go and watch them all. There's even a handy podcast. Do it, do it now.