Thursday, July 26, 2007

Unfortunately Linden

Ran into this little exercise of Googling "unfortunately [yourname]". My results, removing all of the Linden Labs press release junk.
  • Unfortunately Linden seems to be content with generating bullshit instead of pushing the state of the art. (ouch)
  • Unfortunately, Linden doesn't include enough of them, nor explore their implications sufficiently, to do justice to his argument.
  • Unfortunately, Linden has not been the tonic for the offense that I was hoping for.
  • Unfortunately, Linden was completely sold out of their Cabernet Franc. (damn)
  • Unfortunately, Linden is still around to fret, cry, whine, and hesitate in Covenants stead.
  • Unfortunately, Linden is a 23 year old corner outfield prospect who has yet to crack an 800 OPS in two attempts at AAA. (I am 23, and also not good at baseball.. creepy?)
  • Unfortunately, Linden's future in the 21st century is threatened by a combination of factors. (oh noes!!)
  • Unfortunately Linden lifted the ban on fireworks after that "little" rain last weekend.
  • Unfortunately Linden was there.... refusing to leave, dag nab him. And I believe that the elbow and knee combo, to the right of shot, belongs to Mr Krad.
  • Unfortunately, Linden's papers have disappeared, and Land is forced to piece together the story behind the discovery with the dubious aid of Linden's young mistress (woo!)
Much fun. :)

1 comment:

Rachel said...

apparently "unfortunately Rachel" is far less awesome.


●Professor Hood must try and conatin the virus before there is a pandemic. (unfortunately, Professor Hood must also learn to spell "contain".)
●Unfortunately, Rachel is put at risk. (not again.)
●Unfortunately, Rachel woke up feeling unwell the next morning, and the woods is a lousy place to get sick. But, she was a trooper and made it all the way... (why do these things always happen to *me* again? :) )
●Unfortunately, Rachel, it doesn't work in R5 (aww nuts)
●Unfortunately Rachel’s mother makes her sister, Miri, promise not to use any witchcraft until she is completely trained, which will be at least a year. (moms can be such a drag)


Apparently all the rest is about models, pregnant women, and Rachel from Friends. meh. Thats what I get for having a common girl's name :)